Where Is Your God?

Reason without faith.

Come on guys, really?

Posted by Ryan On November - 6 - 2008

Gotta show my face at the behest of our great overlord, Brandon. So, how’s it goin’ folks? Workin’ hard out there to keep the faith? If not, just take a look at this video from my good friend Mr. Gladstone

What, not convinced? I mean, come on, it’s a cat that kind of has a pattern that looks like Jesus. And if that wasn’t enough, you’ve got the one and only “Cheesus”. You might recall the article posted by our Great Master recently about laminin. I thought it was ridiculous and laughed as we all surely did, but- Wait, what? People took that seriously? Uh…well, as I was saying, come on. This video is more a bash at Fox news and CNN than it is religion, but the point is that these stories were presented on mainstream TV and taken seriously. Well, by christian people anyway.

Two parts of this piss me off. First, take a look at 1:40. See the little cheeto carefully preserved in it’s display case on the right? We wouldn’t want to destroy a work of god. The second…keep watching. Hear it? 1:43 or so. It’s the guy that chimes in at the end, replying to a statement that it, in fact, ‘is not a work of god, but may bring some good’ with the educated statement of “Duhhhh!”

What is wrong with people? This doesn’t seem like blind desperation to anyone? Why aren’t these people embarrassed by claiming god has blessed them with a bite-sized crucifix?

Hey, you know, I think there might be something to this hidden message thing. I can feel it… God is speaking to the world, what could he be trying to say?

Something like that

  1. David the Destroyer Said,

    dude

    i saw Jesus in the cat.

  2. Michael Said,

    I don’t know if this means I am sick, but for some reason I find radiant mushroom clouds to be beautiful. I wish we could bring back limited testing, it would be 10^99999999 many times more awesome than the usual 4th of July fireworks display…

  3. Dave Said,

    I like Cheetos…. What if I ate Jesus?!

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