I don’t really mind the mormons on their bicycles and their nice little ties. It keeps things interesting and them coming up to me randomly is just fun really. But what I don’t like is getting hassled at KFC by random Christian families. It was a mom and a few children asking random people in line if they knew who David and Goliath were and thought it was hilarious that only a few out of the many people did indeed actually know. One customer they asked replied with “Of course I do, enough people in this country are going to burn in hell.”

That stuff really pisses me off. I hate the blind arrogance these people have towards their own stockpile of fairy tales. Acting as if that little circle of knowledge they possess should be as common as knowing your ABC’s.

I once was in a bathroom at the urinal and some guy started talking to me. He asked if I had accepted jesus in my life. Now listen guys/gals, I’m glad that you found jesus and he helps you out and everything. But when I’m urinating and/or have the drunken munchies and am trying to eat some unhealthy KFC, can you please just hold it for a second? Bother me later with your stupid questions. Thanks…

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Sorry for the lack of posts. I’ve been hitting the bottle harder than usual and have been pretty busy with work. I’ve decided to take this blog in a new direction (obviously) and add more personal information and experiences because there really are only so many things to talk about when it comes to religion.

I already know the responses I’m going to get “Oh you drink a lot? Of course you do, without god’s moral influence…” but it’s a risk I’m willing to take in order to get some more content on here.

To be perfectly blunt though: I’m pretty fucking lazy. So, this won’t become a personal blog per se, but will definitely have a bit more to it. We’ll see what happens. If you ever type in www.whereisyourgod.com and get a blank page then I probably drank myself to death and stopped caring about you people. Or maybe I just stopped caring about paying for my web hosting bill…whatever really. So, cheers! Towards a new direction and hopefully more regular updates.

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