Kentucky Fried Bullshit
I don’t really mind the mormons on their bicycles and their nice little ties. It keeps things interesting and them coming up to me randomly is just fun really. But what I don’t like is getting hassled at KFC by random Christian families. It was a mom and a few children asking random people in line if they knew who David and Goliath were and thought it was hilarious that only a few out of the many people did indeed actually know. One customer they asked replied with “Of course I do, enough people in this country are going to burn in hell.”
That stuff really pisses me off. I hate the blind arrogance these people have towards their own stockpile of fairy tales. Acting as if that little circle of knowledge they possess should be as common as knowing your ABC’s.
I once was in a bathroom at the urinal and some guy started talking to me. He asked if I had accepted jesus in my life. Now listen guys/gals, I’m glad that you found jesus and he helps you out and everything. But when I’m urinating and/or have the drunken munchies and am trying to eat some unhealthy KFC, can you please just hold it for a second? Bother me later with your stupid questions. Thanks…

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